I would LOVE to be nominated to be on the TLC show “What Not to Wear” with Stacy London and Clinton Kelly. They are so amazing and always get people looking like a million bucks. I’ve been watching it all evening and am sort of addicted. Thal and I are going to wear goofy ass outfits (like masks and socks with toes and sandals) and then nominate each other to be on the show – maybe as a roommate special or something. A twofor, if you will. I’d probably get ridiculed for wearing too many neutrals, hiding my figure behind shapeless sweatshirts and jeans, and wanting to wear Old Navy rubber flip flops approximately 297 days of the year but STILL I think it would be fun. Plus, who wouldn’t want $5,000 to buy a whole new wardrobe? Damn, that’s a lot of jeans and white shirts. WOOHOO!